Posted 17 minutes ago

impalaflavoredpie:

lionheartdean:

casfucker:

HE CALLED CAS DEAN’S BOY TOY

DEAN’S

BOY

TOY

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I don’t believe that I have EVER seen a better use of these gifs

Posted 44 minutes ago
Posted 1 hour ago
somali420:

swigitty:

It’s a metaphor, see

fish: what is lung

somali420:

swigitty:

It’s a metaphor, see

fish: what is lung

Posted 1 hour ago

sarahpjbear:

just-me-and-my-ships:

WHO WANTS TO BE MY PROM DATE
P.S. I’M NOT WEARING A DRESS

I WILL EITHER COSPLAY AS MAGNUS BANE OR CLARY FRAY.

(Source: viclockians)

Posted 1 hour ago

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

Posted 2 hours ago

fckmebradley:

denaerys:

holyfrackles:

safe-behind-bars:

anothergayshark:

I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.

and that the kid with the crown is the human version of period cramps

and jon snow is ned stark’s bastard

that’s it

that’s the show

That’s the most accurate description of Joffrey i’ve ever read.

Posted 2 hours ago

phantom-ofthe-troyler:

DON’T YOU

FUCKING DARE

TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD

I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP

I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT

I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE

BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER

AND HARDER

AND HARDER

 AND TEACHERS ARE UNFAIR TO ME AND ASSIGN TOO MUCH

AND THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN I AM TIRED

I CANNOT DO WORK

I CANNOT SUCCEED ON A TEST

I CANNOT FUNCTION

BECAUSE

I

AM

FUCKING

TIRED

OKAY?

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 3 hours ago

nonabones:

genderfluidsirius:

no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture

5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations

11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration

everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain

that is so fucking cute and hilarious

Posted 3 hours ago

(Source: lmnpnch)

Posted 4 hours ago

seductivesurvivor:

Don’t ever feel offended if I don’t answer your asks or anons or memes. I’m not ignoring you. I would never ignore anybody on purpose. Either tumblr ate them or I had every intention to and I just forgot. 

So this is basically a reminder that I’m human and a terrible one at that so don’t hate me for my flaws because I have a lot of them.

Posted 4 hours ago

pinknailsandvegemitetoast:

Your Harry Potter Experience in one word.

I love it how everyone has this word that makes it seem like the best time of their life and then Matthew Lewis is just like… It was alright…

(Source: rosereturns)

Posted 4 hours ago
alishalovescats1701:

assbutts-and-asgardians:

*BOSS ASS BITCH PLAYS IN BACKGROUND*


dEANS POUT

alishalovescats1701:

assbutts-and-asgardians:

*BOSS ASS BITCH PLAYS IN BACKGROUND*

dEANS POUT

(Source: spnfans)

Posted 5 hours ago

wlntersoldier:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t think hawkeye is a valuable member of the avengers

Posted 5 hours ago

joffersbaratheon:

Perhaps you should speak to me more softly then. Monsters are dangerous and, just now, kings are dying like flies.